Curfew Crashers™

Board game components including player cards, character cards, and game instructions for 'Curfew Crushers' are spread out on a table, with purple and black themed cards, a deck of game cards, and illustrative character images.

SMUGGLE CONTRABAND. SURVIVE THE HAZARDS. OUTRUN LIGHTS-OUT.

Welcome to independent living. Bet big, bluff hard, and drain the pension pot in the debut satirical wagering game from NBGee Games.

Watch the official 18-second launch trailer! 💀 (Ignore the "link in bio" in the video—you're already in the right place!) Click the button below to grab your copy before the first run sells out.

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A playing card from the 'Hazard' series titled 'Dining Room Brawl,' featuring an illustration of an elderly woman with a stern expression, wearing jewelry, in a dimly lit room with curtains and furniture.
A card from a game indicating the Ace of Diamonds with the label "CONTRABAND" and the description "Single piece of weaponized burnt toast".
A man dressed as a spy or detective is holding tarot cards, peering at another player's face-down Contraband card in a tabletop game called Neighborhood Watch. The scene is illustrated on a card with the instruction: 'Peek at another player's face-down pitched Contraband card before betting begins.'

YOU ARE CORRUPT ELITES.

Welcome to Curfew Crashers™. You are a resident in a highly satirical independent living facility where the ultimate currency is leverage. Pair hilarious Contraband punchlines with disastrous Hazard cards, then wager your actual cash to defend your joke, bribe the Head Nurse, and survive the night.

WELCOME TO THE SECOND EDITION!

We have completely overhauled the independent living experience based on extensive player feedback. This definitive version features premium upgrades designed to maximize the fun and minimize the friction:

  • "Data-Max" Contraband Cards: We redesigned our core deck from the ground up. The new high-contrast, text-forward layout and stacked "Jumbo Indexes" mean you can instantly read your entire hand, no matter how tightly you fan your cards.

  • True Large-Print Rulebook: No more squinting! Our beautifully redesigned instruction manual features massive 32px typography and high-contrast layouts.

  • Premium Organization: The Second Edition includes a custom white paper Box Insert designed to perfectly separate the Poker and Domino-sized decks, preventing component chaos.

  • Streamlined Hazard & Prescription Layouts: Important game-state modifiers have been mathematically centered and emphasized.

The Vibe Check

🎭 Mechanic: Comedy & Storytelling

🗣️ Social Friction: High Bluffing

⚡ Energy Level: Aggressive

NO ONE HAS TIME FOR A 5TH CARD.

  1. Shift Change: Ante $1 to the Pension Pot and discard trash to draw fresh Contraband.

  2. Open Enrollment: Pay a $2 Co-pay and burn a 4-card poker hand to buy game-breaking Prescriptions from the Pharmacy.

  3. The Pitch: The Head Nurse reads a disaster. Secretly slide your funniest Contraband card forward.

  4. The Flex: Defend your joke with your wallet in a cutthroat, high-friction betting round.

  5. The Skim: The Head Nurse picks the winner, skims a mandatory $1 administrative tax, and pays out the pot.

  6. Lights Out: Play until the Hazards run out or only 3 players remain. The highest bankroll wins the title of Apex Pensioner.

A promotional poster for a satirical independent living facility game, featuring details about game materials, rules, and cards, with game cards displayed at the bottom.

PREMIUM COMPONENTS. STOCK CURRENCY.

  • 132 Premium Linen Finish Cards (Featuring new "Data-Max" Jumbo Indexes)

  • 1 Heavy-Duty Purple Head Nurse Pawn

  • Stock Currency Supply ($1, $5, $10, and $20 bills)

  • True Large-Print Instruction Booklet (Massive 32px typography)

  • Premium Heavy-Duty Box with Custom White Paper Insert

NOW AVAILABLE: EXPANSIONS & UPGRADES

Looking for more independent living? Expand your game with official NBGee Foundry expansions.

  • 📋 Curfew Crashers™: HOA Hooligans (42 Cards): The HOA is watching. Add 24 Contraband, 13 Hazards, and 5 Prescriptions to unlock millions of hilarious new joke combinations!

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    Curfew Crashers™: HOA Hooligans (42 Cards) has been officially "Community Verified." After rigorous testing by 40 independent reviewers, our game expansion scored a 114/120 for presentation and compliance.

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🧰 Curfew Crashers™: The Rec Room Survival Kit
(Premium Accessory Upgrade)

A collection of Curfew Crashers survival kit items, including a logo certificate, hall pass cards, a small metal saucepan, a black drawstring bag, a white dry erase marker, and a notepad.

You have smuggled the contraband. You have bribed the Head Nurse. But holding twelve cards in your hand is a young person’s game, and your joints have had enough. Welcome to the ultimate accessibility hardware upgrade, engineered specifically for the 55+ elite who refuse to let poor ergonomics ruin a ruthless game night.

What is in the Velvet Stash Bag?

  • Solid Plastic Card Holder: A heavy-duty, two-row stand that securely holds up to 6 poker-sized cards (or a dozen domino-sized Contraband cards) for hands-free plotting.

  • 5X Magnifying Glass: Officially issued for reading the fine print on HOA violation notices, but highly effective for aggressively glaring across the table.

  • 1 Black Fine-Point Dry-Erase Marker: Essential for officially citing your rivals for social fouls in real-time.

  • 12 Jumbo Black Market Gag Cards: A weaponized, UV-coated deck of tear-away Permits, Citations, and VIP Passes.

  • Universal Compatibility: Perfectly legal to deploy during Curfew Crashers™, Contract Bridge, Rummy, standard Poker, or any card game requiring a firm grip and sharp eyesight.

Coming Soon:

  • 🪙 High-Roller Poker Chips: (Replace the paper money with heavy casino chips)

  • 👕 Curfew Crashers™ Apparel (Show off your Apex Pensioner status)

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    🏆 Top 1% on The Game Crafter

    Curfew Crashers™: The Rec Room Survival Kit has been officially "Community Verified." After rigorous testing by 40 independent reviewers, our game expansion scored a 116/120 for presentation and compliance.

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BEWARE THE HEAD NURSE.

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