WELCOME TO THE HIVE.
High Voltage Geezers | Founding Chapter
You have successfully located the secret HQ of the Milwaukie Chapter.
The Code of the Road:
Ride Fast: We hit speeds of up to 20mph (downhill, with a tailwind).
Ride Silent: We move like shadows. Shadows with orthopedic seat cushions.
Ride Charged: Never leave a comrade behind with a dead battery.
Standard Issue Gear:
Below is the official uniform. Wear it to maximize respect and confuse the neighbors.
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Ride Hard. Ride Silent. Ride Charged. You are looking at the official colors of the Milwaukie Chapter (Est. 2026)—the founding branch of the High Voltage Geezers E-Bike Club.
Inspired by the local legends who patrol the bike paths of Oregon, this tee isn't just clothing; it's a membership badge. Whether you’re pushing 20mph downhill or parked at a coffee shop recharging your pacemaker, this shirt commands respect.
The Design:
Front: The "Road Captain" (our resident Alien) cruising on his custom chopper—modeled after the legendary orange e-bike seen on the streets of Milwaukie.
Back: The full "Milwaukie Chapter" cut. Features the top rocker, the NBGee Dragon center patch, and the bottom rocker.
Left Sleeve: The Clubhouse Key. A scannable QR code that unlocks the hidden High Voltage Geezers supply depot.
Right Sleeve: The official NBGee Dragon patch.
The Gear:
Premium Quality: Printed on organic cotton (Stanley/Stella). Soft enough for a nap, tough enough for the road.
Unisex Fit: Available in sizes S to 5XL (Because bikers come in all chassis sizes).
Official Merch: Authenticated by the NBGee Foundry.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unprovoked nods from other e-bike riders. Maintain eye contact and ride on.
Part of the High Voltage Geezers Collection.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Start your engines (and your pacemakers).
This is the official "Fuel Tank" for the founding members of the High Voltage Geezers (Milwaukie Chapter).
Whether you are drinking high-octane coffee or herbal tea, this mug signals your status as a road warrior. It features the official Chapter Colors on the inside and the "Road Captain" on the outside.
The "Clubhouse" Feature:
The center of the mug features a functional QR Code.
Scan it to unlock the hidden Milwaukie Chapter Clubhouse page.
Show it to other riders to prove you are a patched member.
Specs:
Capacity: 11 oz (The perfect amount for a pre-ride jitter).
Color: Safety Orange Interior (Matches the official fleet).
Material: Durable Ceramic (Dishwasher & Microwave safe).
Warning:Does not actually charge your e-bike battery.
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Turn your gas-guzzler into an official Chase Vehicle.
This heavy-duty car magnet identifies your car, truck, or van as authorized support for the High Voltage Geezers.
The Look: Features the official "Milwaukie Chapter" colors and the NBGee Dragon.
The Function: Warns other drivers that you may brake suddenly for yard sales or nap times.
The Tech: Weather-resistant and magnetic. Stick it on for the ride, peel it off for the car wash.
Specs:
Size: 5" x 5" (The perfect size for a bumper or tailgate).
Material: High-grade magnetic vinyl (Outdoor rated).