🚨 UNAUTHORIZED TRANSMISSION: THE GALACTIC STOWAWAY 🚨
We aren’t entirely sure how it bypassed the security grid on NBGee Charters. We just know we found it in the cargo hold, it’s wearing DJ headphones, and its red lipstick is absolutely flawless.
The "Galactic Stowaway"—our resident half-alien, half-octopus anomaly—has officially breached containment. It doesn't pay for tickets, it demands control of the aux cord, and it turns out, it has very specific tastes in premium streetwear and lifestyle gear.
Below are the official NBGee Foundry items currently endorsed by the anomaly. (We tried to tell it these belonged to our other creators, but it wasn't listening).
Stay fabulous, my friends. 🛸💄🎧
🚨 CLASSIFIED ENDORSEMENTS (The Stowaway's Demands) 🚨
⚠️ The anomaly has officially confiscated the following inventory. We strongly advise you to secure yours before it abducts the rest of the warehouse.
"I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ROCKET FUEL...
BUT WHEN I DO, I KEEP IT ICE COLD IN A COSMIC ENCOUNTER FLASK."
Even galactic anomalies need to stay hydrated for the long haul across the Andromeda galaxy. 32 ounces of temperature-controlled perfection.
From late-night coding marathons to early morning lectures, your hydration should be as "out of this world" as your ideas. Featuring the mesmerizing, psychedelic Cosmic Encounter artwork by NBGee Foundry creator Kim Poff, this premium 32oz flask is designed for the indie creators, the late-night gamers, and the seekers of the unknown.
With double-walled vacuum insulation, your water stays ice-cold for 24 hours—ideal for surviving long days on campus or intense raids. The sweat-proof matte finish provides a secure grip, while the hypnotic silhouettes and deep-space energy of Kim’s art turn a standard utility into a verifiable conversation starter.
The Details:
Massive 32 oz Capacity: Built to keep you fueled through double-shifts and all-nighters without constant refills.
24-Hour Temperature Lock: Double-walled stainless steel vacuum insulation keeps your drinks ice-cold from sunrise to deep into the night.
One-Handed Operation: The wide-mouth foldable straw lid allows for quick, spill-free sips near your keyboard or controllers.
Rugged & Portable: Features a sturdy rotating carrying handle and an anti-slip silicone patch base to survive accidental desk bumps in the lab.
The Art: Kim Poff’s hypnotic Cosmic Encounter design wraps seamlessly around the bottle's premium glossy finish.
Care Instructions: Hand-wash only to preserve the vibrant artwork. Light pressure may be needed to close the lid during the first few uses while the internal straw shapes to the bottle. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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🧊🛸 UNAUTHORIZED INVENTORY ALERT: Official hydration gear of The Galactic Stowaway. Used to keep rocket fuel ice cold across the Andromeda galaxy. Read the anomaly's full transmission here 👉🏾 The Galactic Stowaway
"I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP IN CRYOGENIC STASIS...
BUT WHEN I DO, I REST MY TENTACLES ON A SKY FIRE PILLOW."
Eight arms require optimal lumbar support. Officially Stowaway-approved for intergalactic travel.
Two Worlds. One Pillow.
Why settle for one vibe when you can have two? This premium reversible art pillow features two of Juanita Buckles' most evocative works, allowing you to change the story of your room with a simple flip.
Side A: "Sky Fire" Intense and atmospheric. This side captures a dramatic sunset burning with deep oranges and reds, settling over a mysterious purple landscape. Faint glowing windows and silhouetted trees create a cozy, twilight mood perfect for evening relaxation.
Side B: "Mystery" Nostalgic and bright. This piece features a classic tire swing hanging from a weathered tree, beside a dirt path winding up a green hill toward the light. It’s a story of childhood, memory, and the path ahead.
The "Premium" Difference:
The Feel: Printed on heavyweight fabric (8.1 oz/yd²) with a luxurious linen texture. It feels like high-end furniture, not a promotional item.
The Look: Double-sided print ensures there is no "blank back." It looks beautiful from every angle.
The Function: Features a hidden zipper and a machine-washable case. The shape-retaining insert is included, so it arrives ready to display.
Perfect For:
Adding a splash of "Golden Hour" warmth to a grey sofa.
Dreamers who love art that tells a story.
Changing the room's energy instantly (Moody Twilight vs. Bright Nostalgia).
Specs:
Material: 100% pre-shrunk polyester case (Linen texture).
Insert: 100% shape-retaining polyester (Hand-wash only).
Care: Machine-washable case (Gentle cycle).
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, and bisphenols level requirements.
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🌌💤 UNAUTHORIZED INVENTORY ALERT: Approved for 8-tentacle cryogenic slumber by The Galactic Stowaway. See the anomaly's full list of confiscated gear here 👉🏾 The Galactic Stowaway
"I DON'T ALWAYS INVADE PLANET EARTH...
BUT WHEN I DO, I START WITH A FULL 'FUEL TANK'."
World domination requires serious caffeine. 11 ounces of pure energy to get your engines running.
Start your engines (and your pacemakers).
This is the official "Fuel Tank" for the founding members of the High Voltage Geezers (Milwaukie Chapter).
Whether you are drinking high-octane coffee or herbal tea, this mug signals your status as a road warrior. It features the official Chapter Colors on the inside and the "Road Captain" on the outside.
The "Clubhouse" Feature:
The center of the mug features a functional QR Code.
Scan it to unlock the hidden Milwaukie Chapter Clubhouse page.
Show it to other riders to prove you are a patched member.
Specs:
Capacity: 11 oz (The perfect amount for a pre-ride jitter).
Color: Safety Orange Interior (Matches the official fleet).
Material: Durable Ceramic (Dishwasher & Microwave safe).
Warning:Does not actually charge your e-bike battery.
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☕⚡ UNAUTHORIZED INVENTORY ALERT: The preferred rocket fuel container of The Galactic Stowaway Read the intercepted transmission and see the rest of the anomaly's demands here 👉🏾 The Galactic Stowaway
"I DON'T ALWAYS HIDE FROM THE MEN IN BLACK...
BUT WHEN I DO, I WEAR A MYSTIC THIRD-EYE FROG BUCKET HAT."
Incognito mode, but make it premium streetwear. Protect your cranium in style.
A Festival Essential with a Psychedelic Twist.
Keep the sun out of your eyes and the good vibes flowing. This premium embroidered bucket hat features an exclusive motif extracted directly from Kim Poff's mixed-media painting, "Mystic Third-Eye Frog." To perfectly capture Kim's vibrant, esoteric art, this hat utilizes an upgraded, unlimited-color embroidery process. The high-quality, multi-colored stitching brings the stylized green frog and its distinctive blue "third eye" jewel to life with incredible depth and detail, creating a subtle but striking Y2K-inspired streetwear piece. Perfect for spring break, summer music festivals, or just lounging at the park.
Available in two classic colorways:
Black: Creates a stunning, high-contrast frame that makes the bright blue and green embroidery pop.
White: A crisp, clean look perfect for sunny days and bright summer outfits.
The Details:
Exclusive Embroidery: Features a custom-stitched, unlimited-color "Mystic Third-Eye Frog" logo on the front panel.
Premium Material: Classic, structured 100% cotton twill.
Breathable Comfort: Features sewn eyelets to keep you cool during outdoor activities.
Sizing: One size fits most (approx. 2 ¼″ brim and 3 ¾″ crown).
(Note: Because this product is custom-embroidered on demand to reduce environmental waste, please allow 6-8 days for delivery.)
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
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🐸🕶️ UNAUTHORIZED INVENTORY ALERT: Worn to successfully evade the Men in Black. This item is officially endorsed by The Galactic Stowaway. Read the lore and see the rest of the hijacked gear here 👉🏾 The Galactic Stowaway
"I DON'T ALWAYS HIJACK INTERGALACTIC CARGO HOLDS...
BUT WHEN I DO, I DEMAND TO BE ON THE FLAGSHIP MERCH."
It doesn't pay for tickets. It doesn't ask for permission. It just shows up, drops a beat, and demands a royalty cut.
We found something in the cargo hold... and it’s fabulous.
Meet the Galactic Stowaway: half alien, half octopus, and rocking a shade of red lipstick that can be seen from orbit. This exclusive NBGee Charters design captures the weird, wonderful side of the Foundry universe.
Is it from the deep sea? Is it from deep space? We aren't sure, but it definitely wants to be seen.
The Design:
Front: A bold, face-forward portrait of the Alien Octopus.
Back: The rear view—because even aliens need to make a dramatic exit.
Sleeves: Official NBGee Dragon patch on the right, QR code on the left.
The Gear:
Printed on premium organic cotton (Stanley/Stella).
Unisex fit available in sizes S to 5XL.
Guaranteed to start conversations (and confuse the fish).
Part of the NBGee Charters Collection.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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🐙🎧UNAUTHORIZED INVENTORY ALERT: The official uniform of The Galactic Stowaway. It didn't ask for permission to be on this merch, it just demanded it. Read the full intercepted transmission here 👉🏾 The Galactic Stowaway
Abduct your everyday style with The Galactic Stowaway Premium Art Crew Socks. Featuring a bold, out-of-this-world "octo-alien" character designed by NBGee Foundry creator DJ NBGee, these socks bring a massive dose of fun and sci-fi energy to your wardrobe.
Whether you're exploring new galaxies, hitting the skatepark, or just adding a neon pop to your daily fit, these socks deliver unparalleled comfort and striking streetwear style. Plus, the exclusive outer-leg QR badge lets you share the Foundry's mission wherever you boldly go.
The Details:
Premium Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex for breathable, all-day stretch that moves with you.
Maximum Comfort: Cushioned, fleece-lined bottom provides extreme foot support for long days on your feet or lounging at home.
Secure Fit: Ribbed leg construction ensures they stay up without pinching or sliding down your ankle.
No-Fade Art: High-fidelity sublimation print keeps the vibrant neon greens and deep purples crisp wash after wash. (Note: Features a stylish black heel and toe).
Sizing Guide:
Small (S): US Women's 6–8 / US Men's 5–6.5
Medium (M): US Women's 8.5–11 / US Men's 7–9.5
Large (L): US Women's 11.5–13 / US Men's 10–13
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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🐙🎧UNAUTHORIZED INVENTORY ALERT: The official uniform of The Galactic Stowaway. It didn't ask for permission to be on this merch, it just demanded it. Read the full intercepted transmission here 👉🏾 The Galactic Stowaway